To Granddaddy and my Meredith Aunts

Motion! Five Seconds! Box Out! These are all words that mom told me would mean something one day. She handed me this round thing that Granddaddy gave me. What does she want me to do with it? It's too big for me to put in my mouth, and it doesn't taste too good. I tried it. Ooh, mom asked me was I a lefty. I think I'm going to keep her in suspense at the moment and not tell her. Right now I have some eating to do.

Coop