You ain't gonna get my Cheeseballs...
Just in case anyone has any ideas about taking them. Yesterday mom and dad went to Sam's and while they were there they picked up this big tub of cheeseballs. Sorry uncle Irv, they're utz. I don't think anyone likes them more than Jack Jack. He and dad play rapid fire cheeseballs where dad throws them in the air as fast as he can and Jack Jack will eat them before they hit the ground. I think the record is eight. Mom told me that these are always a big hit at the beach and that this year it is my job to protect them so if anyone tries to take my cheeseballs there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.

Coop